all that makes me ticks,
makes me happy, and keeps me going.

 

rafirei:

waitinghopingliving:

blueeyesandsadgoodbyes:

tepitome:

Cake

i need need need the library one for my birthday pls pls pls

You can say you’re not in the cake fandom but EVERYONE is in the cake fandom

Edible Arrangements

(Source: beben-eleben)

chickenuqqet:

when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them

image

(Source: sidethots)

lezachusetts:

leejax:

a-modest-mans-only-rebel-son:

Gross

Why? I thought it was funny lol. There are a lot of straight sex jokes that are downright crude, but this was actually well crafted. I’m not gay but I support any government motion that increases individual liberty and decreases governmental involvement in the bedroom. It doesn’t affect anyone but the people getting married. Weddings = free cake. Gay weddings = more total weddings overall = more free cake. It’s a win-win for everyone.

best logic i’ve heard so far

lezachusetts:

leejax:

a-modest-mans-only-rebel-son:

Gross

Why? I thought it was funny lol. There are a lot of straight sex jokes that are downright crude, but this was actually well crafted. I’m not gay but I support any government motion that increases individual liberty and decreases governmental involvement in the bedroom. It doesn’t affect anyone but the people getting married. Weddings = free cake. Gay weddings = more total weddings overall = more free cake. It’s a win-win for everyone.

best logic i’ve heard so far

(Source: ellendegeneres)